Monday, May 07, 2007

Spiderman 3

I will be discussing the movie. If you haven't seen it, do not proceed.

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Pros:
- James Franco (Harry) was the best character. He played it really well. Example: The Cafe scene with Peter.
- Dark Peter vs. Harry was an amazing action scene. Quite intense.
- Peter smacked Mary Jane.
- Venom looked crazy.
- Sandman was well done.
Cons:
- I hate Kirsten Dunst. I wanted her to die in every way possible. Those damn trucks kept missing their target.
- Aunt May needs to shut it. Fo' real.
- All that dancing and singing was not needed. Some humor is good, but that was too much.
- VENOM IS SUCH A CRUCIAL CHARACTER AND YET HE DIES IN 20 MINUTES?!
- How does Harry survive a bomb blast yet Eddie and the symbiote get annihilated?
- After Spidey saved Gwen, the scene just ends. WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKIN' CRANE THATS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL MATE?
- too much crying
- too much crying x2.
- too much singing an dancing. It was funny the first time, but they overdid it with the jazz club scene. Looks like they watched 'Anchorman' and got inspired.
- random butler
- The Emo Peter.
- Peter did not get his saixtime with Gwen or Betty from the Bugle.
- Letting a criminal go at the end of the movie.
- More crying at the end
- 'We all have choices.' Fuck outta hea. Y'all could have picked a better moral to end it with.

My rating? 2.5/5

I need to go watch Spiderman 2 again, just to try and forget about this one.

5 comments:

wendy said...

seriously, the jazz number was like, wtf?! i loved topher grace, he was great (whipping out his little digicam after spidey smashed his slr, haha). james franco did his best job in this movie as compared to the other two, i think. i thought mj the character was a bit much ("you're supposed to know how i feel"?! come on now, if i was a guy i'd be like, uh, NO, you TELL me how you feel. you must COMMUNICATE. then again, he shouldn't have upside-down kissed gwen); however, i thought back to all the other roles kirsten dunst has done through the years, and i have to say, she's not a bad actress. i liked the songs her character sang though.

Jessica said...

james franco goes to UCLA!!!!

yea.that's my only input.

g1 said...

HAHAHAHAHHHAA. I loved reading all your comments.

I wanna "boot" Kirsten Dunst, as my friend suggested. The whole time I cringed when I saw her face. I don't know why I just don't like her...maybe it's her annoying voice and whimpering quality, and strange gaze?

I LOVED Topher Grace. He was really something. I predict he'll go somewhere (don't know where) w/ acting, in the near future. And he's hot!

Uh...I loved the cafe scene just cuz it made me laugh. Harry was good; did you see his left eye do that funny droop?

Aunt May was a little too much. I echo Jason on that.

Sandman's whole daughter-dying-issue was really never solved. Ah, I guess you can't solve everything in a film, but they left it too much hanging for me. Same with the crane swinging around, into the skyscrapers.

i actually loved the dancing down the street scene, even though it was little long. I liked Tobey Maguire suddenly looking stupidly badass.

All in all, I thought the movie virtually sucked but still got some laughs out of me, so I thought, money okay-well-spent. =P

I just HAD to post my opinions, I know. ;)

g1 said...

i was kind of sad Venom died so fast. I liked him.

wendy said...

i second jee won's last statement.

and james franco goes to LA?! what, the theater dept? and is that 'goes' present tense, or 'went'?