My newly shaven head is influencing my behaviours.
I find myself touching my head, CONSTANTLY. I want to drive with the windows open even though it's colder than a witch tit. I feel this blood burning need to go exercise and train for the big fight, a la Rocky. I feel more....aerodynamic. I think my ears have gotten bigger.
But I like it.
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so i saw your picture on helen's phone, and we look alike.
i am really liking myself without hair. my next step must be to get new nice glasses or to get contacts.
i have yet to see your aerodynamic head.
things you should try with the new hairdo:
go in a windtunnel, buy a speedo cap and go swimming, pose like buddha and take a picture, tell girls its good luck to rub it (not that head).
you should totally start wearing a robe so people will automatically assume you're a monk. it'll be cool. just tell yourself you'll be warmer all swaddled up like that.
picture picture PICTURE
please
ditto Yena
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