Jongphil vs. Jason

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Jongphil: I need to graduate quickly, get my PhD and find a good job.
Jason: FUCK THAT. Grab a fuckin' backpack and pillow and hit the road. You only got 1 life, so live it up moron. Don't spend that shit behind a desk.

Jongphil: I want a woman who is intelligent, humourous, and is capable of maintaining a healthy relationship.
Jason: WHERE DA HO'S AT SON?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED???? STRIPPPPPPPP. CLUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB.

Jongphil: I need to start saving up money in order to prepare for what's to come. Money is important, and without money, life will be hard.
Jason: *drinks away his earnings*

Jongphil: I should be maintaining my health, striving towards a healthy physical frame and healthy mindstate.
Jason: *eats ice cream by the pint, laying down on his stomach, while toying with the risk involved in murder*

Jongphil: You really should start reading more and getting serious about your academic ventures.
Jason: I wonder if I can finish all 6 seasons of The Sopranos in 3 days...

Jongphil: 'Excuse me sir, but I believe that there is a problem with this bill that you've issued me.'
Jason: 'MOTHAFUCKA FIX THIS SHIT BEFORE I KNOCK YOU OUT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.'

Jongphil: I have work in the morning, so I should lay out my clothes and set my alarm 3 hours before work, just to give myself some prep time.
Jason: 2 for 1 MOJITOS AT THE BAR!!! FUCK WORK!! LET'S GET CRUNK SON!!!

Jongphil: I should probably take a nap. I have a long night of work ahead of me.
Jason: Fuck a nap you dirty gook. Go get some pussy!

Jongphil: Your family is important. Without them, you wouldn't be where you are today. Love them. Cherish them.
Jason: Move. Change your number. Run. Do whatever you can.

Jongphil: I'll let them vent. Everyone needs to vent sometimes, and everyone needs someone there to listen.
Jason: You called me for this shit? GET A GRIP. STOP WASTIN' MY MOBILE MINUTES. AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO CALL AFTER 9PM, WHEN THE CALL WILL BE FREE AND WHEN I CAN IGNORE IT.

Jongphil: I try to have a wide, diverse musical range, and try to focus on positive music.
Jason: THONG TH- THONG THONG THONGGGGGGG.

Jongphil: Money doesn't rule the world. All I want are the simple things in life. I don't need a nice car and a nice house to justify myself as a man.
Jason: You poor bastard. Take out a couple of loans from different banks and buy yourself a Aston Martin and a house in the Hills!!! You ain't got shit if you can't flaunt shit!

Jongphil: I want to lead a honest, moral life, and be a good example for my future kids.
Jason: Send yo kids to daycare and go smoke some fuckin' weed. Yo woman don't need to know about that side bird you've been seeing either. And keep drinkin' those 40's.