I cleaned the whole house today.
It took me a good 6 hours. The Saudi housemates left unexpectedly at 3am yesterday, for their new uni at Brighton, so I got stuck with all the mess they made in our kitchen.
The kitchen was so nasty. SO NASTY.
Dirty plates, unfinished food, cigarette butts, meat grease, burnt veggies, sour milk, rotten mayo, leftover burgers, pans with grease burnt on to it, unwashed pots, pistachio shells, orange skins, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Did I mention ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ?
At least the mothafucka is clean now. I can finally cook in the kitchen without having to look around for giant rats or killer tomatoes.
I wish I knew Captain Planet, so he could come, and in one swift and sweet breath, magically make my kitchen spotless and have the dishes cleaned and organized neatly in the cupboards.
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART, BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET! BE PREPARED DIRTY KITCHEN! I SHALL ATTACK WITH MY MIGHTY AND SWIFT BREATHE OF CLEANING, SPONSORED BY FEBREEZE!
Okay. Sorry. That was very lame. There's no excuse for what I just typed.
Yes. I've been watching cartoons. I am also reading comics again. People actually take the time to scan each issue and put them up on torrent sites for download! YES. hahah. Now comics are added to my list of addictions as well as the list of reasons why I have no life and why I'm single.
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it's fucking messed up of your housemates to still be like little children, having YOU clean up after them. But i know...you can't stand cooking inside a rathole so you do clean it. i'm so mad for you.
on the brighter side...now you have a clean kitchen. =) on the darker side...now it shall be dirty again someday in the near future. But while it's clean, let's just think about the bright side of things...=)
HAHAHA i like the captain planet schpiel.
gah, i got back today to my apt too, and i wanna just PURGE the bathroom and the kitchen. i found my roommate's dishes in the sink (a week! didn't she DO anything this past week?!), not to mention all the empty shampoo bottles in the shower are STILL there from before i left for break.
i will throw EVERYTHING away this weekend. i have to spend this week catching up with classes.
but of course, AFTER recapping this week's office episode.
congrats on a clean kitchen that is now hopefully yours, for the time being :)
Jee: YES. CLEAN KITCHENS = OHMYLAWD IT FEELS GOOD. I can cook in peace.
Wendy: Tell your aptmates to grow uppppp. and we will also discuss last week's The Office and 30Rock. WOOT.
a miracle! my roommate did her dishes by her ownself last night!
today i found out she is taking her mcat next week. so i forgive her for this week.
jason, i probably won't be online to chat until the end of the week; i've got a scary amount of stuff to learn/catch up on. but damn, i do miss talking to you.
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