Monday, March 12, 2007

S(e)oul Food.

I made Kimchi Jjigae (again), with the canned kimchi my parents sent me. This shit expires in the year 2011. It tastes horrible out of the can, but once it's in some boiling water with veggies, it tastes amazing. ahah. Honestly....while I was devouring the stew, I thought to myself, 'This is what HEAVEN feels like. This is what an INTENSE, BLINDING ORGASM feels like.'

It's true what they say about the food you grew up with. I can't imagine myself living without Korean food. I DON'T want to imagine myself living without Korean food. The casseroles, the stews, the side dishes, the soju and everything else makes life worth living.

This intense love has made me realize something. I have to learn how to cook Korean food for my survival in this world. (Or I could marry a Korean girl, but do Korean girls even know how to cook these days? *runs and ducks behind a sofa* No offense to my Korean sistas.)

When I go back to the states, I'm going to master Korean cooking. You hear me?! I WILL MASTER KOREAN COOKING. Once I master it, I will cook some food for yall and then we can celebrate the joyous food with Soju and cheesecake.

and saix.

iJoke.

I love Korean. FOOD. Culture. History. WOMEN.

6 comments:

Donald Lee said...

i second that...too lazy to comment further.

Donald Lee said...

b/c i am lying on my bed, while half naked and body soily and typing with one hand

wendy said...

you can become the iron chef korean.

g1 said...

yah! hangook iron chefy!

i just HAD to add the y at the end.

Dude, kimchi jigae out of the canned kimchi is pretty darn good. i've had it before that way. and man, i don't know how to cook a korean thing, so i ain't planning to marry a korean guy who expects his korean food! i will, however, be willing to learn how to make korean food together. =)

i love korean food too. i need some of it now.

Jessica said...

you know i'm going to comment on your statements on women and cooking.

good luck finding a korean girl who cooks korean food well and listens to rap music.

you should have figured out earlier that you need to fend for yoself in this cook foresaken world.

well. better late than never.

Jason said...

I would love to be IRON CHEF KOREA.

Yeaaaaaa.

And you know what? I'll find a Korean girl, teach her how to cook Korean food and get her to love the music I listen to.

I'm that good ladies. HOLLA.

hahaha.