I think I'm addicted to chocolate.
So, during Easter, Cadbury goes crazy and sells their chocolate eggs right?
Well, they were on sale at Tesco, so I made my housemate buy me some while she was there. I mean, you can't pass up a sale on chocolate. No human being can hear of a chocolate sale and go 'Nah, I'll pass on that. Buy me some healthy stuff like mushrooms and beets.' GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA. IT'S CHOCOLATE FOO. Anyway.
This was....a week ago?
She bought me 4 Cadbury Chocolate Eggs, which were hallow. All of them had treats inside, which was, of course, more chocolate.
These things are huge. Seriously. FUCKING HUGE. Or I should say, WERE huge. Ha...
So. That was last week.
Time has tumbleweeded on.
Today. 2:04AM, the 26th of March, year 2007.
I vanquished the last half of a hallow Cadbury Chocolate Easter Egg.
AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.
Forget the fact that these things have a huge calorie count and can probably kill a small cow.
Forget the fact that these things were enjoyed with an alcoholic beverage.
and forget the fact that it's fucking 2AM in the morning and I'm eating chocolate while watching MY SASSY GIRL.
Bah.
I'll go back to watching mushy korean movies.
I'll never get any studying done.
Fuck you chocolate.
..(I would if I could)
4 comments:
whew, LOL! you've got some hilarious quotable lines in this post...mushrooms and beets...i like the description of time tumbleweeding...kill a small cow...oh man, you're freakin great.
chocolate + my sassy girl = someone is on their period. except you lack a uterus, so i am confused. this has no medical sense.
of course, i joke. i'm just wishing that i too had hollow cadbury chocolate eggs and a movie.
me too, i wish i had cadbury chocolate and a movie. i guess i could make that happen, but then again i'm on a serious diet b/c i've gained weight (which i'm a bit ticked about, since this quarter i had more classes so i thought i'd lose weight, if anything...but jessica can attest to just how much i actually ate. a LOT.). i do have a LOTR dvd sitting around...i just finished watching the first one again for the first time and it was great. although i can't help giggling when the little hobbits all dance around each other @ Rivendell (the middle of the 1st movie...when Frodo wakes up)
And ditto Wendy (as usual), you have some awesome, quotable lines. hehe.
I just had another Cadbury Creme Egg.
Save me.
you are such a girl
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