Have you ever had one of those days where you brush your teeth 5 times without realizing it?
Because, I just had one of those days.
While I was brushing my teeth (5 minutes ago), I ran through all the activities I did today. I woke up late, drank some water, I brushed my teeth, I watched an episode of Scrubs, I brushed my teeth, I chatted it up with a housemate, I took a shower, I brushed my teeth, I....wait. WTF?
Yea. I brushed my teeth three fuckin' times this morning.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TO?!? Am I that dumb and clueless? How did I manage to brush my teeth 3 fuckin' times in the morning and not realize this until now?!
So, there I was, brushing my teeth, in awe at the human mind's ability to have really bad memory, when I realized that it was 4AM. 'Shit, it's late. What did I do for the last 4 hours?' 'Let's see. I ate some late night chips (fries, for you Brit-challenged), ate a piece of cheese, brushed my teeth, watched Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back, and...fuck.' I did it again.
I BRUSHED MY TEETH 5 TIMES TODAY.
WHAT
THE FUCK.
*sigh*
4 comments:
woww. at least your teeth will be stronger than ever.
I think I just made them really really sensitive. I tried to drink some cold water and my mouth died on me.
Joke. How's the paper coming?
its a sign of an alcoholic. at least you didnt almost get raped
paper isn't coming so well.
"paper. COME!!!"
that was...lame.
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